“China recently obtained the final piece to their nuclear warheads about eight months ago. And what did they do? Start a countdown. About fifty warheads, aimed at America, and they began a countdown. Luckily, I felt it, caught it, and snapped my fingers within minutes of detonation. They are still wondering where the missing pieces went.”
“China. Stephan. Pee-pee. Screaming.” Chapter six of A Prophet’s Journal, by Book of Katherine
“Where’s the crazy Christian stuff?” asked Baldwin, as he went to his first Christian bookstore. He was an adrenaline junkie, who did air jumps on motorcycles, etc. Tsk tsk. They sent him to a section with Toby Mac. Toby Mac! A musician with hip hop albums. Woo hoo….